MTJNS

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning



space-pollen:

I am a professional at misreading tone and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t even exist




Apple: bitch you have no storage!!!!!
Apple: *adds more apps that can't be deleted*




me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died



sweetlittlehale:

Lucy Hale | Darren Tieste Photoshoot for The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer, Edition 2 (2015)



janestrider:

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

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ianstagram:

How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character